Theater: "I'm here but I'm not there!"

"The phrase I've perhaps heard most often, apart from "Hello, how are you?", "Cheers," or "Sorry, but you're stepping on my foot," and probably this one: "Are you as distracted in real life as you are in your films?"
For fifty years I've been trying to answer "No, not at all," but it seems I'm preaching in the desert since the question keeps coming up. That's why I've just made a big decision: enough is enough. I'm not afraid to announce it; with this show, I intend to prove irrefutably and definitively that I'm not distracted, to put an end to the gossips—which, incidentally, is an anatomical feat—in short, to finally put an end to half a century of misunderstanding. »
Pierre Richard
A French actor, director, and screenwriter renowned for his comedic roles as clumsy dreamers, Pierre Richard achieved immense success in the 1970s and 1980s with films such as The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe and The Goat. In 2006, he received an honorary César Award for his lifetime achievement.
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